Saturday, February 9, 2008

I should lose weight

It seems that all the news stories these days (except the primaries stuff) is about losing weight. So here's my plan. I gain like 350+ pounds then lose it. I can write a book, show up on TV, and say inspirational things like "I didn't major in math, I majored in miracles" like Huckabee. Then I'd be famous and maybe slightly rich.

At this point, it's a significant improvement over: "study for comps, pass comps, write dissertation, publish dissertation as book", which is the book plan for now.

Or I can write a cheesy book. Or a book about cheese.

It's good to have options.

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